This just in from the Aguirre-Wegner household.
After taking this last photo
Fujifilm Finepix A340 released this press statement:
I find I can no longer work with the present adminstration. The final low blow was having to photo my replacement. After a brief vacation, I will be searching for employment in the recreation and or entertainment sector.
Reaction to this news is varied, Mr. Wegner,
Co-president and CEO of the Aguirre-Wegner household stated:
Hooray! Maybe now Co-President Ms. Aguirre will quit her bitching about the lack of output and attention-to-detail coming out of the photography sector of our company.
Chaachi, sister and friend, remarked:
It looks like the new photography unit, Kodak EasyShare Z740 will be doing a fine job – finally a return to zoom photos of a small section of my face!
Spencer Aguirre-Wegner was reached in the backyard of the Aguirre-Wegner estate. Lounging with his pal "happy cow" they had this to say:
I don’t care who is in charge of the photographs, Fujifilm, Kodak… it could be a kid with crayons and an eye for composition – I think that photos of me have always captured the beauty and majesty that is golden retriever.
Happy added this:
Yes, my nickname is "happy"… what of it? I do not like the allegations that my mental/emotional state is linked to drug use…. Get that camera out of my face already!
Guinevere Aguirre-Wegner was reached last night and had this to say:
Gah! If this change will bring about a return to that flashing thingie while I am trying to get my beauty rest, look forward to increased nail flexing into sensitive areas.
One set of brown Goddess Guards™ remarked:
Finally! I have been laying around, trying to fill time while many photo appointments have been made and then rescheduled. Maybe now we can get some sales around here!